::: you just stepped in dog poo :::

im so.... ahh..

2006-01-11T10:46:00.000-08:00

im not going to pollute this blog by writing about sad things.
so, ill talk of my new obsession, and well... kitties.

so, im in love with popcorn.
it makes me tres joyous. everyone should eat a lot of popcorn.
i once had this dream that i ate a lot of popcorn kernels..
and it was the summer, and i went out in the sun..
and i exploded... due to the popcorn kernels in my tummy.
Anyways... im not sure what im going to do... im running low on popcorn now = (

and kitties. I wanted to get willie a kitten.
im not sure if hes allowed to have one though...
or if he'd still want me to get him one.

im not sure if we're broken up or not..
he wants it to be a "break"
but with the rule of "seeing other people"

ack. im sorry.

charlie the unicorn is the awesomest flash ever.
I dont think casey + AJ are going to want to see me this weekend..
so, perhaps we could hang out.. just the two of us ?

Oh, i also found some pictures of what i want my prom dress to look like =)
ill send those to you later..
you must come with me!
and tell me how it looks.
im expecting you to be extremley honest with me.
okay? okay.
haha.

im in skills right now, and there isnt anything to do.
no ones really listening to me..so, whatever.
ill blog.
which is what im going to do.

grr. shannon really pissed me off last night. I was soo ready to kill her.
apparently i made her cry.
I didnt mean to.. but honestly.

K- you guys need to be a better audience.
that means no talking when people are performing.. or talking..
S-*pulls out cell phone, and calls someone*
K-GRRR...DIE

like...so disrespectful.
fack.

Mister Helem assigned this weird lockdown project. I did it, and I personally think it rocks.
He wouldnt let me hand it in. The graphics department is missing over $1000 in stuff.
I suggested holding a fundraiser to make up for the lost money.
to hold a show afterschool, with all proceeds going to the school.
like, showcasing improv, song, art, dance.
I think it'd be a hit. If he allows us to do this.. could you help me with it?
cause if so, that'd be awesome.
ill post all those pictures tonight.
haha. they all make me giggle lots.
thank god the week is almost over.

i need a job.

toodles.

2006-01-07T09:59:00.000-08:00

SQUEE!!! YAY!

The BLOG LIVES!!!

HAHA I just read what you posted on 'my space' =)

I'm so excited!! kind of scared...but excited!

Adam (Amy's friend) Is in Vancouver at the moment. My sister went to go pick him up from the airport...no more public farting for me =( but he might be coming tomorrow as well!

GOODNESS!

My sister told my parents where we were going and my mom was like "no you're not..." and then I kicked my sister under the table and tol her I didn't tell them yet. So amy was all like. "Oh we're just going to check prices" which caused me to kick her again.

I'm so excited...I think I'm going to pee....haha...OUR SLEEPOVER WAS GREAT!

GUESS WHOS BACK

2006-01-06T22:40:00.000-08:00

BACK AGAIN?
GUESS WHOS BACK,
AND GONNA BLOG?!

YES... ITS ME.

IM NOT DEAD ANYMORE.
JULIA IM SORRY FOR ABANDONING OUR BLOG.
OUR POOR LITTLE BLOG HAS BEEN IGNORED FOR SEVERAL WEEKS...

okay... good post tomarrow..
im tired.
and wasnt allowed to go to your house, cause they went to some dinner party.

i soooo peed in my pants that one day.
hahahaha.

80's weekend fun!!

2005-12-12T18:00:00.000-08:00

OMG This weekend was so awesome!! The breakfast club is my new favourite movie of all time!! I don't think I've farted or laughed so much in one weekend. I also don't think I've eaten so much sugar in my life (that's an exaggeration, but yeah...) It was so awesome. We have to do it again.

My sister is pissed because I kicked her off of my computer.

Spiking hair is awesome!!

Good times!!!

Saturday morning

2005-12-03T11:10:00.000-08:00

Today is Saturday.

I have to go to my Godbrothers birthday party. My daddy is putting up christmas lights. My mommy is busy organizing stuff and I'm well...

HYPER ON GINGERBREAD!!!

Haha...Shrek is an awesome movie....

OMG I found a dirty gingerbread man picture...but I won't post it....unless you ask me to ^.~

Oh goodness...

squeee!!!!

2005-11-20T15:40:00.000-08:00

YAY!!! HARRY POTTER!!!!

Q: what's the black marker for?

lol I can only imagine!!

scrambling to get ready!!!

I have to find bus fare and do stuff!!!

SO the movie starts at 4:30...I shall break my record for getting ready!!!

On your marks... get set... go!!!

HARRY POTTER

2005-11-20T15:28:00.000-08:00

we are going.

and i said we'd go... :(
oh no..
im gonna phone you...in 30 seconds..
30 seconds cause i have to go grab the phone and dial your number and ask for you..
and that jazz..
so.. when i stop typing..count to 30.

There i just asked you
you're asking your mom
i can hear you...
its at 4.30
POOOOOO
YESSSSSSSSSSSS
you are coming
you just replied.
im typing.. i shushed you.
hooray

remember... black marker :
im so excited.
SOOOO excited
its me playing shopping list all over again.
only.. im less dog like right now..

hi

that was a guest appearence.:)
willie said hi.

muchlovekrysten<3<3<3<3

Geeses!!!

2005-11-19T20:56:00.000-08:00

OMG OMG OMG!!! My mom and sister saw the coolest thing. I'm so mad I missed it!!! On friday they were driving in Burnaby and they saw a Old man walking a giant (get ready for this...) GOOSE!!!!

I'm so mad I missed it...

Oh well

army of clay objects

2005-11-18T11:11:00.000-08:00

i shall keep making you clay things..
even if my hands hurt..
i will continue to make you things :)

my lips are sore,
and i get to see willie today..
hopefully.

i think im now failing graphics
due to procasnitation
im positive i spelt that wrong...
but thats okay.
im kinda bored..
and i should get started on my new goal to pass graphics :)

VIDEO GAMES!!!

2005-11-16T22:40:00.000-08:00

LOL

Ah...grad lounge has ended...

OMG I'm going to be singing that Video games song all day tomorrow. That was one of the best things I had seen all night.

I have to say tonight was pretty eventful...except the intoxicated boys and sluts...er...I mean girls sitting in front of us.

I Heart dumpy the snowman...soon I will have a army of little clay objects and use them to take over the world!!! Just kidding, I have to finish homework before I do that.

Man that was so random, I think I'm over tired.
So I shall depart for bed!!

Goodnight Snuggle bunny smoochie wooo!! See you tomorrow!!

Grad Lounge

2005-11-16T12:58:00.000-08:00

JULIA
we are going...
be my date?
*love*

ahaha.
i kid i kid.
we need to figure out this whole prom-limo-ordeal-thing
(some boys next to me are watching anime...)
anyways...
who are we gonna ask to come with us?
miranda?---"my boobs haaaaang"
Jordan?---
Sean?--
Shannon?---
(teacher comes... "what are you watching? PORN?!)
and those girls are all going with katie..
annnnd... ashley?

if she decides to go
and im sure Dylan wont go anywhere.... or.. you know..
poo.

im tired
and i dont feel like doing anything
but we're going to grad lounge..
*insert cheering here*

i still have your pants.
ill wash them and give them to you tomarrow.

i hope you like your snowman... i already gave him a name..
its "dumpy"

julia...

2005-11-10T19:56:00.000-08:00

just some random memories

1.Grade 9 P.E
we were playing at that playground at the rec
I was climbing this rope thing and a ladybug flew in my face,
and I almost fell backwards..
then another ladybug landed on my boob and i hit it really hard.

2.improv tackles in the halls
this has been happening recently

3.goin' to pop's and ordering the "regular"
"can we call you pops?"
"sure....but everyone calls me papa vince"
"okay pops"

4.Grad write pictures
S-Like my poof?
J-i like your poof.
M-It's a good poof.
K- ahhh... poof.

5.all the gassy moments..
you'd be a millionaire if you got a quater for everytime ive whispered
"i have to fart" to you..
ahahaha,

6.walking into all the walls..

7."comets are made up of ass,gas and OH MY GOD"

8.Dancing around in the costume room with funny masks on.

9.we'each other.

10. John, the dreamboat.the dancin' scarecrow, the good dancin' scarecrow, the fallen scarecrow.

11.my bathroom schedule.

12.harry potter in western canada
J- harry thats a pencil
A-*pelvic thrust* what do i do with it?!
K-*laughs*

and yeah....

julia, i am love you.
bee.eff.eff.

Grrr....peepoo!!

2005-11-09T19:53:00.000-08:00

*sigh* my mommy said I can't have anyone over this weekend *teardrop* No spiky hair and 80's movies this weekend.

On happier note we have IMPROV tomorrow *cue cheering* It's sooooo much better then last year. This year our team is going to rock.

Krysten we should go have a picnic and chase squirrels and butterflies. It would be the most magical adventure ever.

I'm bored and trying to type biology notes *vomits* I hate bio...I'm getting 50% :( My parents aren't very happy...I'LL LOSE MY COMPUTER!!! So I must be off to finish re-typing my notes.

Ta ta!!!

i can still look retarded in a pretty dress

2005-11-06T11:22:00.000-08:00

stayed with the cool dress..

2005-11-05T11:13:00.000-08:00

i went to metrotown and i didnt like anything,
and nothing would accomadate my hips or bust.
well, they would... but i ended up looking extremely trashy...
so, i had to like....stay with the same dress..
i wanted to get black long gloves, but i wasnt sure if i wanted them or not..
and like, a little tiara...
but for pictures thats a little strange.
so i'll do that for prom.

have we told them if we're going or not?
cause mel and deanna are...
so... i dont know anymore, should we?

"if you could go back in time and not kill the cat....umm... would you not
kill....uh...the cat?"

ahahahhaa.
oh god.
anyways, im gonna call you soon..
brittany is also gonna be in the friendship photo.
okay? okay.

TOODLES

OH and im a loser, pictures start at 9.30
im sure we can pick you up and stuff, then drop you off...
sorry its so late.

Boooyah!!

2005-11-03T23:22:00.000-08:00

Improv is tomorrow!!

Damn it all....I forgot to get the stuff I wanted to get for the warm up...I'll just think of something else to do for a warm up tomorrow.

I got my dress!! *squeee* so excited.

*yawn* I'm so tired. I think I shall go to bed, but first I must dry my hair cause it is wet!

I'll see you tomorrow!

G'day Gov'nah!...er...I mean g'night Gov'nah

i forgive you.

2005-11-01T07:54:00.000-08:00

improv is soon.
are you excited?
im so excited i think i have to pee now.
actually i kinda already had to pee, that just added to the causes...
or something.
today is gonna be a fun day.
i know you're not gonna see this before you go to school.
cause i dont think you check this in the morning
but thats okay
i should get ready soon
im still in my jammies.
and i still have to eat.
do we have to sign up for those info-session things?
cause if so....

poo.

IMPROV tomarrow!
bahahaha.
im stoked.
and almost peeing my pants.
hahahhaa.
im gonna go now.
(this is the most pointless entry..ever)

AHHH BLADDER

...I'm a retard....

2005-10-30T10:40:00.000-08:00

Okay Julia is a complete idiot.

Here is the group photo date I totally screwed it up. I give you permission to kick me in the butt.

Monday, November 07, 2005 - 4:00PM PST
KILLARNEY SECONDARY
GRADUATION GROUP PHOTO
Vancouver Studio 2

I'm such a dumbass....I mixed it up with my other date.

I'm sorry!

OH!! My mommy said you can come over tomorrow!! I'll try to convince my dad to take us to the video store (since we don't own scary movies because I'm a complete chicken)

Oh my F@#%$ God!!!!

2005-10-28T22:45:00.000-07:00

Omg Krysten...I'm so pissed off at a certain person.

Hint:

Manipulative bitch
wanna-be player

I think you know who I'm talking about.

I'm pissed off to the point I want to break everything in my room. I don't even care what anyone else is thinking cause I'm about to explode. I should've saved the conversation I had with her (it was on msn)

WHY THE HELL DOES SHE HAVE TO START THIS FUCKING SHIT!?!

*deep breath*

I'll tell you tomorrow @ the ghost train.

I know I shouldn't be making such a big deal about this, but I'm sick of letting this stuff happen to me.

no time to blog.

2005-10-27T08:01:00.000-07:00

too much.... is going on.
no time for blogging.

update later.
grrr.

ps- julia makes the best scarecrow.

staaaannnllleeeyyyyy

2005-10-23T12:29:00.000-07:00

okay.
so, we have another shift today.
i say we dont perform.
but you know that.

we better be able to play with animals,
or do face painting or something..
or mask making.

im too lazy to do this walk and greet thing.
hah.
5 hours is a long time to be doing that.

we get to ride the train!
we get to ride the train!

WOOOOOO

Little house in the train grounds

2005-10-18T10:35:00.000-07:00

The little house was so fun!!! Shadow puppets are so cool ^.^ Now we have to wait for our next work day.

Hehe no parking lot duty for us!!

I just ate peanut butter and Nutella. It was delicious and peanut and chocolatey-ish-ness.

I'm bored.

I think I left my pants and umbrella in your bag.

Yesterday was fun! We should play with shadow puppets more often.

directing traffic.

2005-10-16T13:23:00.000-07:00

yeep.. thats what we're doing tonight.
better dress warm, and yeah.
we get to direct traffic, how sassy.
i dont think im gonna like this..
but its better to get it done.

tomarrow, plaza shrine.
ill bring a bat :)

Turkey logged...

2005-10-14T21:11:00.000-07:00

I'm still on a turkey hangover...TWO not one TWO turkey dinners...GAHHH I never want to see another turkey for a really long time. So much turkey...but it was so good. Ghost train on the 16th and 17th. I don't want to fricken patrol the stupid parking lot...

I finished my English project. It's not as good as I wanted it to be, but I'm lazy so it's as good as it's gonna get. I drew pictures with photoshop, but I got lazy at the end and ended up copying and pasting.

turkey...

2005-10-10T11:31:00.000-07:00

the movie planning is coming along so welll.
i even thought of its name, or temporary name..
"emo cookies"
you know why?
this morning i was eating cookies, and when i picked one up
it fell apart.
and i was all like.."stupid emo cookies"
then i laughed and was all like... "EMO COOKIES?!"
then...yeah... thats the name of the movie...
or my production name..
something.

have a lovely turkey day.
or i hope you had a good turkey day yesturday.

Strike!!!

2005-10-06T20:03:00.000-07:00

We have no school tomorrow!!! I don't know if I should be happy or freak out like everyone else.
I can't believe Mr. Sinclair is leaving us...and with such short notice too. He was probably sick of listening to us!! ^.^ Oh well...

My mom says you can come over on Saturday (I can't have anyone over tomorrow cause she won't be home and I'm not allowed to have people over when she's not home...)

So I formally invite you to come over on Saturday!! If you can. If not we'll set up another date.

Anywho I'm bored I think I will finish some stuff (meaning get started on my english project which I really don't want to do , but I should do it anyway or it'll never get done.)

I need to think of a story line...

Anywho message me!!!

Anxiously awaiting...

2005-10-02T22:22:00.000-07:00

I really hope I get a phone call in the next few weeks. *sigh* I really need to get a job. I really hope we get hired somewhere...

Anywho...

About an hour ago I was just like

Me: "I'm bored"

Thoughts: "Well lets do something."

Me: "I don't know what to do though...it's just last night when I was babysitting..."

Thoughts: "Hey wait a minute!"

flashback to last night

(Conversation with the girl I was babysitting)

Alexa: "What do you want to do?"

Me: "I don't know...What do you want to do?"

Alexa: "I don't know...let's bake muffins."

Me: "Sure"

End flashback

Me: "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

Thoughts: "Wtf? we are the same mind dumbass...but yes I am."

Me/Thoughts: "LET'S BAKE COOKIES!!"

And that's how we saved Christmas...just kidding.

That's how I destroyed the boredom. I baked cookies (pretty damn good ones too) at 9:00 at night. And now my parents are eating them...they better leave me some...(even though I already ate like 5)

The only bad part about baking the cookies is that I got chocolate burns on my fingers from grabbing hot cookies with a over-the-amount-the-cookbook-suggested melted chocolate chips. (chocolate burns really hurt...but they are delicious)

OH god I just found a glod of chocolate on my shirt!! *looks around before licking it* Never mind it was nothing *shifty eyes*

orientation.

2005-09-29T09:07:00.000-07:00

oh... wow.
julia, i love it when we break into song and dance.
and i also like annoying people,
and humping trees while limbering up,
and jumping in puddles... where have all the puddles gone?
ahaha. im a poet.
last night was sooo fun.
too bad i had le headache.
but yeah... oodles of fun.

Bored...again...

2005-09-25T11:04:00.000-07:00

I'm bored on this weary Sunday morning. The Corpse bride was such a sassy pants movie!!! I'm so buying it when it comes out. I'm kind of hungry...I haven't eaten breakfast yet. My micro phone doesn't work...grrr....and I want a slurpee...

Our counselor is pissing me off!!!! So is Windsor!

I think I'm going to go eat and then I'm going to play video games.

I'm not hyper again...poo...

I'll see you tomorrow!!

hooray.

2005-09-24T08:56:00.000-07:00

going to my moms today.
hooray.
then i think ill get chinese food, and read harry potter again.

last night, i finished the book i was reading, and it made me soo mad.
the book..just ended, and theres another book in the series..and i cant read it til monday..
ahah.
im such a geek.
how was the movie?!

MENINGTIS

2005-09-22T09:08:00.000-07:00

WE HAVE OUR SHOTS TODAY JULIA.
IM SO SCARED.
YOU BETTER GIVE ME A GIANT HUG WHEN YOU SEE ME.
AHAHA.
IM GONNA SEE YOU BEFORE YOU READ THIS..

OHMYFUCKINGGOD.
YESTURDAY, WHILE I WAS WALKNIG TO SCHOOL, I WALKED PAST THE FIELD..
AND SOME OLD MAN WAS DOING PUSH UPS...
ONLY IT LOOKED LIKE HE WAS HUMPING THE GROUND.
I LAUGHED SO HARD.
HE KEPT DOING IT. AND IT WAS ALL SLOW AND EROTIC.
AHAHAHAHHAA
OH GOD.

IM GONNA PISS MYSELF.
ONE- CAUSE THAT WAS FUNNY
TWO-IM SO FRIGGING SCARED.

yep.

2005-09-20T17:47:00.000-07:00

for all of you who DONT know,
julia is soooo in my english class.
its friggin' cool.
and this years costum empire shall kick ass...
you know why?..... cause we're running it.
oh yes.

we better get effing rewards.
or im gonna throw a hissy fit.
aaha

Banana Phone

2005-09-18T08:39:00.000-07:00

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Banana Phone!! Banana Phone!!!!

okay hyperness is gone today...for once I'm not hyper! Isn't that wierd?

Lookie what I learned on Photoshop!!

Haha I couldn't think of anything to write, but I thought this was funny!! And it's all matrix like...so yeah. It made me happy!!

Pops is the best place on earth, especially when we're there!! ^.~ Now let's think and wonder if Julia has a story to tell...

...I got nothing...darn my boring and uneventful home life...darn not being hyper...for once...*sigh*

survey

2005-09-16T18:19:00.000-07:00

The Favorites, Have-You-Evers.. and Last Times! Oh, the variety!
Created by -ambiguous and taken 77059 times on Bzoink
What is your favorite..
gum	dentyne fire.
restaurant	TGIF
drink	cherry coke
season	spring
type of weather	sunny
emotion	hyper-happy
thing to do on a half day	go to the quay
late-night activity	driving/walking around with people i know..and harassing others..
sport	hockey.
city	not vancouver.
store	la senza.
When was the last time you..
cried	like 20 minutes ago
played a sport	ahaha.. long time ago.
laughed	at lunch.
hugged someone	brittany... umm few hours ago.
kissed someone	a week ago.
felt depressed	half hour ago.
felt elated	felt what?
felt overworked	all week.
faked sick	long time.
lied	20 minutes ago.
What was the last..
word you said	fine.
thing you ate	fries.
song you listened to	no surprise- theory of a deadman.
thing you drank	water.
place you went to	'pops
movie you saw	crash
movie you rented	crash
concert you attended	dont remember
Who was the last person you..
hugged	brittany
cried over	willie
kissed	willie
danced with	julia.
shared a secret with	julia.
had a sleepover with	willie..
called	my mom.
went to a movie with	tia
saw	debbie
were angry with	debbie +sheldon
couldn't take your eyes off of	not telling.
obsessed over	i dont obsess
Have you ever..
danced in the rain	yes.
kissed someone	yes.
done drugs	yes.
drank alcohol	yes.
slept around	umm.. in the real SLEEPING sense...yes.. not the sexual kind. im no skank.
partied 'til the sun came up	umm.. party? no. well... maybe...
had a movie marathon	yes.
gone too far on a dare	yes.
spun until you were immensely dizzy	yes.
taken a survey quite like this before	oh yes.
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Elliot Moose...is on the loose

2005-09-10T21:47:00.000-07:00

OMG my cousin used to watch that show, and I watched it with him ^.^ those...were the best days of my life!!!!!!! I'm just fooling, friday was probably one of the best days ever. It was so happy.

You know what? They should ban soccer moms!!!

Why did I just type that?

..........

I honestly don't know, it just came to my mind and I typed it.

From here on out I will be typing random shit!!! So don't be alarmed and please don't call the mentl institution (I still haven't paid the bill from my last visit!!)

(okay this isn't so random but...)

Let's play a game!!!

CHUGACHUGACHUGACHUGA WHOOO WHOOO!!!!!!

Guess what I am!

CHUGACHUGACHUGACHUGA WHOOO WHOOO!!!!!!!!

Come on guess XD

If you answer...I will give you a cookie!!

When you answer...then you do a sound effect and I'll try to guess!!!

Holy chicken nuggets I'm bored. I'm so bored...I think...I'll do my home work!!! (DUN DUN DUHHHHHHHH) I have spoken forbidden words!!!!!

well anywho....yesh....

wayyy tooo long ;) lol

2005-09-09T19:22:00.000-07:00

bored... says:
I need...I don't know...a...blankie?

bored... says:
I don't know what I'm talking about...

Krysten says:
lol

Krysten says:
you need..

Krysten says:
ashleys weiner.

bored... says:
I think I do....
bored... says:
OH when the corpse bride comes out the three of us must go see it

Krysten says:
YES

bored... says:
and harry potter

Hitler has been added to the conversation.

Krysten says:
i want your kack

bored... says:
HOORAH!!

Hitler says:
Kaka

bored... says:
cookie?

Hitler says:
RED WHITE AND BLUE. YOU ARE A FUCKING JEW, AMERICA, AMERICA, THIS IS YOUUUU

Krysten says:
ahaha

bored... says:
lol

Hitler says:
I have army panties.

bored... says:
I want to steal your panties

Krysten says:
i have..

Krysten says:
a wedgie.

bored... says:
PANTIE RAID!!!

Hitler says:
OMG NOT MY PANTALOONS

bored... says:
I want to pick a wedgie...

Krysten says:
fuck yeah.

bored... says:
lol

Hitler says:
I am Hitler.

bored... says:
I already know

Hitler says:
Dear god am I ever tired bored such and such.

Hitler says:
This bitch wants me to come out but I'd get bored with her too hahaha.

Hitler says:
FUCK

Krysten says:
can i be... stalin?

Hitler says:
YES

bored... says:
I WANT TO SEE CORPSE BRIDE AND HARRY POTTER!!

Hitler says:
I will marry you.

bored... says:
Then I'm Mussolini
Hitler says:
mg.
Hitler says:
Lets all see it.

Hitler says:
Hey, is that a picture I missed? when we were sad and eating chips infront of the porta potty?
bored... says:
damn I'm not cool
bored... says:
Getting married in a porta potty is my dream...
Hitler says:
lets marry ducks in them porta potties.
bored... says:
I want to be maid of honor
Hitler says:
I want to be the sludge monster in the basement.
Krysten says:
i want to be the ring boy.
Hitler says:
Cockring?
bored... says:
lol
Hitler says:
oOoOoOHHHhHHh LA LAAAAA~
Krysten says:
ahaha
bored... says:
Tinkny winkie!!!! DIPSY!!!! LALA!!! POOOOOOOOHHHH!!!!!!!!!! TELETUBBIES!!! TELETUBBIES SAY...HELLLOOOOO!!!!! EH OH!!!!!!!
bored... says:
Hitler says:
UH OHHHHHH
Hitler says:
*fart*
bored... says:
*smell*
Krysten says:
*barf*
Hitler says:
Are farts supposed to come out solid?
bored... says:
lol
Hitler says:
Krysten says:
ahahaha
Hitler says:
hahaha
bored... says:
no....
bored... says:
lol
Hitler says:
YEAH RIGHT. YOU LIAR
Krysten says:
no.
Krysten says:
they're supposed to be squishy.
Hitler says:
Anyways. I have to fix my hair and crappy emo eyeliner. and then go out again. ugh.
Hitler says:
Well this one was warm and squishy
Krysten says:
have fun.
bored... says:
DIARREHEA
Hitler says:
I SHALL!!!
Hitler says:
DIARRRRRRRHEAAAA PROJECTILE
Hitler says:
okay
bored... says:
lol
Hitler says:
Bye bye bitches, have fun.
Hitler says:
fart.
bored... says:
BYE BYE
Hitler says:
NIGGER PARTY

Hitler has left the conversation.

bored... says:
That was fun
Krysten says:
lol
Krysten says:
indeed.

bored... says:
that was probably the mpst random conversation ever
Krysten says:
indeed.
Krysten says:
im sooo posting that to our blog.
bored... says:
LOL
bored... says:
DO IT!!!!!!
Krysten says:
lol
bored... says:
People will be like "wtf?"
bored... says:
Has anyone else read our blog...if not...they should
bored... says:
They will be extremly amused
bored... says:
*extremely
Krysten says:
ahaha
bored... says:
yesh
bored... says:
SOOO very sassy
Krysten says:
ahaha
Krysten says:
sassy like your gassy...
Krysten says:
ahaha
bored... says:

bored... says:
I have to write that down

bored... says:
A NEW QUOTE OR THE BIG BOOK OF QUOTES THAT HAS YET TO BE WRITTEN
bored... says:
I'm not going to write it because I'm lazy
Krysten says:
YESS

Krysten says:
im a kitty on the verge of insanity.
Willy wonka is my hero... says:
sassy
Willy wonka is my hero... says:
when you go insane can I hug you?
Krysten says:
*RAWR* IVE TURNED INTO A TIGER
Krysten says:
*pounce*
Willy wonka is my hero... says:
I'm scared
Willy wonka is my hero... says:
GAHHH *runs* I still want to hug you!!! *continues running*
Krysten says:
aahahah
Krysten says:
*returns to krysten form*
Willy Wonka is my hero... says:
YAY
Willy Wonka is my hero... says:
*hugs*
Willy Wonka is my hero... says:
I got you!!!
Willy Wonka is my hero... says:
*happy dance*

Willy Wonka is my hero... says:
We could do that, but I was thinking more drawing comic based on us!!!
Willy Wonka is my hero... says:
WE can think of a sassy story and then draw it and give ourselves happy powers
Krysten says:
ahaha
Krysten says:
YES
Willy Wonka is my hero... says:
You can transform in to a tiger!!!
Krysten says:
NO
Krysten says:
a kitten!
Willy Wonka is my hero... says:
lol
Willy Wonka is my hero... says:
Okay a kitten
Willy Wonka is my hero... says:
my powers should be...
Krysten says:
a kitten with tiger strength.
Krysten says:
lol
Krysten says:
umm..
Willy Wonka is my hero... says:
YES I LIKE IT
Krysten says:
you can vanish?

Willy Wonka is my hero... says:
yess...
Willy Wonka is my hero... says:
I'm invisible!!
Willy Wonka is my hero... says:
*runs around poking enemies*
Krysten says:
and you can beat up EVERY SINGLE POKEMON THERE IS!
Willy Wonka is my hero... says:
OH YEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
Willy Wonka is my hero... says:
We should write the story in engrish class!!!

todays adventures- part 2

2005-09-09T14:39:00.000-07:00

top(from left to right)
Ashley, Melanie, Deanna+ Rachel, Julia,Ashley, Ashleys penis,
Julia + Ashley playing with their weiners, Ashley + CLAM NECTAR

todays adventures. part 1

2005-09-09T14:09:00.000-07:00

top (left to right)
Ashley + I humping a school bus, Deanna showin' off her moola in foods, Ashley being emo under a tree, Melanie + Ashley being all funny looking, Felicia looking retarded (as always... :P) , Melanie trying to be "emo", Ashley being "emo", Our shoes, Felicia looking weird.

GAHHHHHHHH I NEED A BLANKIE!!!!!!!

2005-09-08T20:26:00.000-07:00

Oh the frustration of school!!!!! I'm going to force Sinclair to transfer me in to your english class and if it's full I don't care if I have to sit on the fricken FLOOR!!!! I'm not dealing with that class!!! The teachers fine and everything...but I have no friends in that class and the people are very...uncomfortable...to be around.

...I had to pee really bad after school today...When I did I was filled with sweet relief...seriously, I had to go so bad my leg began to hurt!!!

My daddy is returning from Montreal tomorrow...I hope he didn't eat frogs legs or anything French like that...that's just...eww...*idea and evil smirk* I should gross my mom out and then get her to ask him if he did before he kisses her.

She'll be all like "EWW your gross Tony!!"

Then he'll be like "What?"

and then I'll be like "APRIL FOOLS"

It will be wonderful...wow I just re-read that and that somewhat disturbed me....*shudder*

God I'm retarded...

soo tired

2005-09-07T07:50:00.000-07:00

oh god.
i didnt sleep last night
and i woke up a little while ago
and HOLY MOLY
im tired.
this is lame.

school should start at 10

I quote thee...

2005-09-03T10:48:00.000-07:00

In the words of another dear friend...

"Guess what I didn't do last night!"

give up?

Let me give you a hint...I've been awake for 26 hours...

That's right...I Pooperdingle...did not sleep last night!!!

YOU HEARD ME RIGHT!!! Pooperdingle, the one who always follows a lenient (but usually steady) Sleeping schedule has declared New Years has come early...minus the booze and party...Actually...I just didn't sleep...

And right now my head is pretty messed up. I'm SOOOOOOOOO incredibly hyper and over tired that I'll probably sleep in till like 3:00 pm tomorrow...I hope I don't because...dare I say it...school starts on Tuesday...*shudders and makes a cross with fingers* GET AWAY THEE DEMONIC SCHOOL!!! I SHALL NEVER LEARN ANYTHING FROM THEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

But yes...no sleep...deranged mind and what not...

okay I'm blabbering again...nighty nighty cousin...*snore...* Just joking!!!!!!!!

I'm not going to sleep for quite a while...

anywho...g'day govanah!!!!!!!!!

Beboopboopbeepboopboobeep...WTF?

2005-09-02T11:20:00.000-07:00

WOW I feel like I'm on crack or something!!! The stupid mailman woke me up this morning when he rang the doorbell. I was ready to kill him because I was having such a nice sleep.

"...You child have just broken my legs..."

OH GOD I LOVED THAT PART. I was laughing so hard and everyone in the theatre thought I was on crack...or was I? *shifty eyes*

I'm going to watch the Grudge again tonight, but this time I'm watching the Japanese version, which is supposed to be even scarier!!! I'm not going to sleep!!! HOORAH!!!!

You should get Yahoo messenger!! It's great fun and I need more then 2 people on my list ^.^

I haven't gone on my G-mail in forever...do I even remember the password? *ponders*

"OH MY GOD!!!...A penny!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Wow I'm insane...and I'm hungry...and I'm thirsty...maybe with this magical penny I'll go buy magical food and drink...or I can save it for magical College...DAMN CHOICES ARE SO HARD TO MAKE!!!!!!!!!

WE SHOULD DO ROLE PLAYING ON THIS BLOG!!!!!!!!! It would be funny!!!

*Squeal* Did I tell you yet? I got accepted at The Art Institue of Vancouver!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I start my semester next October!!!! *jumps up and down* I'm going to make video games and force everyone to play them till their brains explode in joy!!!!!!!!...or not...it depends if they want their brains to explode for joy...

Wow this was a pretty long blog...filled with...NOTHING!!!

I hope my random drabble hasn't put you to sleep yet! Because here is the best part!!

It's ANIMAL!!!!!!!!!!!! HOORAH!!!!!!!

It wouldn't let me make it bigger...grrr....

oh well he's still excellent!!!

soo early.

2005-09-02T06:17:00.000-07:00

my brain is dead.
im so excited.
ill take all sorts of retarded pictures for you.

#@$$#%$#%
(there. i showed my excitement)

Im going CAMPING tomarrow

2005-09-01T08:43:00.000-07:00

yeeep.
im going camping with willies family.
woooo.
im allowed to go and everything.
im so excited.
but im also tired right now.
i had to babysit last night, and it was horrible.
Kyra(my cousin) woke up, cause she had a great big smelly poo,
and it was the worst smelling thing EVER.
after i cleaned her up, i vomitted.
and holding a crying baby while doing that, is damn near impossible.
but oh my god, it was horrible.
and now im up early, so im gonna go have a shower.

gone til wednesday.

2005-08-29T12:03:00.000-07:00

yeep.
going to my grandparents house til wednesday.
it shall be fun.
i havent been over there for a long time.

so, ill update when i get back.
hooray.

today.

2005-08-28T20:10:00.000-07:00

i got a suddden burst of hyper while it was raining.
i ran outside to dance in the rain, and brittany was outside..
so i ran to her, and tried throwing her into the pool.
i failed.
so i ran and jumped into the pool, then i ran after her..
and i hugged her to get all wet.
then she ran into the pool herself.
we all laughed soo hard.
then like.. jared wanted to draw the harry-potter lightning bolt on anthonys head.
but anthony wouldnt let him.
so he drew it on mine.
and i told him that id draw it on his...
but i drew a big fat
L
(for loser) on his forehead.
and jared drew a penis on brittanys head.
and kody wrote his intials on his own.
we giggled soo much.

*anthony trying to do something with things*
k- it should be flat, so it doesnt fall over
a-YOU SHOULD BE FLAT!

ahaha.

duh duh duh dum

2005-08-28T15:24:00.000-07:00

uhm....I kind of lost my schedule already...hold on let me go find it...

(3 minutes later)

I found it!!! (and I seriously did time the amount of minutes it took me to locate it!!)

I got:

A- Engrish--Chang
B- Bio (eww...I'm going to drop it)--VK
C- IT--Ali
D-Japanese (Konnichiha!!)--Takizawa

E-Drafting--Smith
F-History (eww as well...)--Kugi
G-Art--Prinsen
H-Aps Math--Hengeveld

And just to remind you you forgetful little girl...mon phone numero is...604-327-6511
You should write it on your shoe that way you won't forget!!!

We still have to go on our date to Killarney Market!!!

OMG I saw two scary movies yesterday, the funny thing was that I had a awesome sleep! 0.0 isn't that wierd? I watched the Skeleton key at the theatres and then I watched the Grudge when I got home!! The Grudge was so much scarier then the skeleton key...*sigh* anywho...yes....going to do something to keep my mind off it now...JA!! MY DEAR FRIEND!!!!!!!

poo..

2005-08-27T10:56:00.000-07:00

i lost your telephone number.
now i must... find it OR
go eat some cookies.

sorry. julia *munch munch* ive got priorities.
ahaha.
umm... someone will have it.
maybe ill give them cookies.
or, maybe ill just go to your house. cause i think i know where it is.
someone once said, that was super cool..cause i was full of life and energy..
then, ive figured ive lost that.
so, julia.. will you help me regain that lovely part of me?

excellent.
And...GO

my schedule

2005-08-23T18:19:00.000-07:00

a- gelbart
b-mak <-- family management
c-vuu <-- foods 11
d-vuu <-- foods 12
e-helem
f-von keyserlingk
g-rocchetta
h-mitdal <--ceramics

wtf. i didnt even sign up for foods.

...huh?...

2005-08-23T14:08:00.000-07:00

I haven't been on in a long I'm on the phone with my friends right now and she's singing Kylie Monogue. She just did it to annoy me...and she succeeded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm so bored...

my doggie is so cute, but he smells...bad.

ahaha.

2005-08-22T19:47:00.000-07:00

i promise it looked better when i was drawing it. ahaha.

julia has just made me the happiest little fox ...EVER

2005-08-18T11:23:00.000-07:00

we've made another date.
we're going to killarney market.
to purchase ice cream to eat in the field.
then we are going to drunken race.
drunked race til we puke.
(i added the last part)
we have the best conversations..

Krysten says:
i love you patttycakesmuffindearey.
Krysten says:
where the hell did that come from?
Krysten says:
ahahaha
.: shmoke and a pancake? :. says:
I love you to Snugglecookieicecreamcake
.: shmoke and a pancake? :. says:
:I don't know but it got me too

you..

2005-08-17T20:33:00.000-07:00

i havent kept you informed of the aaron carter dancing in my underwear.
well, an old man walked by, and was staring at me.
and the blinds were open.
very tragic.
ahaha.
anyways, yes.
i havent seen my mom in about a month.
shes been really busy.
i was supposed to go over tonight,
but someone got the flu..

so... poo..

^.\\

2005-08-16T13:14:00.000-07:00

I haven't done neopets in the longest time...I think I still have a account, but I got it when I was in like...grade 7? I think my pets are probably dead by now...on a count of I haven't fed them in ohh...about 5 years!

Besides that...

Yesterday I applied at the Art Institute, I had to write a 250 word essay. My essay ended up being 553 words so they better be happy...that's 11 minutes of my life I'll never get back...okay it took at least 30 minutes, but still...my precious 30 minutes of my life...it almost makes up for the 594720 minutes I wasted this summer (don't blame me for bad math, even if I did use a calculator, I'm on vacation and not required to do it...plus I'm in applied...and for you smart people who are in regular and honors I'm in the SPECIAL class...so there...yeah...shutting up now...)

anywho...

yeah I have nothing else to say right at this moemnt so I'll leave you with this little intermission...

hsdgnioasrgniup;arsnbihr;vwejkbvoiwbvilnwka;jfmvkaviuofioawjflka
wijgoh4ohgoiw4hegoihweoghw9eogyh80w34hg80wPOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

g'day govanah!!

neopets.

2005-08-15T15:33:00.000-07:00

dont you just hate when they get all picky?
i know i do.
cause like, i adopted one, cause i felt sorry for it.
now its being a little bitch.

Debbie(my aunt) had to go to the dentist today.
so now im home alone, and i have nothing to do.
Jared isnt home from anthonys yet, Sheldons at work...
and Brittany went to her moms for the week..
do you know what this means??

TIME TO SING ALONG TO AARON CARTER IN THE LIVING ROOM IN MY UNDER ROOS!!!!!!!!

O.o

2005-08-13T11:46:00.000-07:00

HEYYYY!!!!! How was the land of the lady? I'm sitting here doing...NOTHING!!!! *Hooray* I need a hobby...or a pet worm...CATCH LOT'S OF BUTTERFLIES!!!!! And if you see an green leaf that looks innocent...DON'T TRUST IT!!!! ....wow I really...REALLY...need a hobby...okay BYE!!!!!!!!!!!

pooo

2005-08-12T12:31:00.000-07:00

i think im going camping today.
hopefully i see lots of little butterflies.
then i can chase them.
and it'll be fun.

but... i dont want to go camping.
cause yeah, the drive sucks.
and so does setting up, and loading all the crap.

oh poo.
yesturday i went to see Wedding Crashers,
oh.emm.gee.
sooo funny.
everyone should go see it.

Another random drabble

2005-08-08T14:06:00.000-07:00

You is going to the land of the lady? WITH OUT ME!!!! I'M SO HURT *CRY*....

Just joking ^.^ Have fun!!!! Wow I'm bored. I've ventured from room to room in my house and I've seen nothing of entertainment...WAIT!!!! VIDEO GAMES!!! HOW COULD I FORSAKEN THEE!!!! OKAY going to play video games!!! HAVE FUN IN THE LAND OF THE LADY!!!!!

And yes I accept your date!

question-

2005-08-07T21:31:00.000-07:00

do any of you get the feeling that you dont belong anywhere?
and that you're all alone, and that no one understands you?
cause if so..

i think you're a badger.

anyways.
tomarrow, im going to the land of lady.
I'll be back to update on how things went on tuesday.
have a nice day ,
and lay off the crack hun <3

random drabble...

2005-08-07T16:45:00.000-07:00

I went to Niagara falls...best place in the world!!! I found many happy critters in the woods. First I found a wild bunny

(note: all pics are not the one's I took for my digital camera is retarded and can't upload pics properly)

(kind of looked like this)

And I met a squirrel; which I dubbed him N-N-Nut

(And I found this little guy who i called: Shit!!! he was dead!! I don't have a pic of him so I found this one on the internet)

And that was my magical adventure in Niagara falls with the wild life!!!!

When I get my camera working properly I'll put up actual pictures of Niagara. I'll also one day post up the ones of the real N-N-Nut and Fluffy!!! Unfortunately I have no picture of the dear seagull who I named Shit...oh well...

Laterz!!

corpse bride.

2005-08-07T10:47:00.000-07:00

sooo..... i wannnna seee it.
and you wannnnnnn seee it.

date?

(this is where you say "Yes")

so anyways, last night i had to babysit, and the kids were being horrible.
and umm... today im going to the beach.
oh, this one time i went to a beach....
brittany and i were playing in the ocean.
then i saw a crab and i screamed.
like, i was shocked. =
then i ran away.
it was weird.

good day.

YAY!!!!

2005-08-05T21:58:00.000-07:00

I like cheese...and making turkey noises!!!! Charlie and the chocolate factory is the best movie ever!!!! WILLY WONKA WILLY WONKA...something something something...WILLY WONKA WILLY WONKA....something something something...Yeah...BEST MOVIE EVER!!!

BUT

Waiting for "The corpse bride" another Tim Burton film. It's going to be like the nightmare before christmas...and we all know how much I love that movie!!!!

KRYSTEN!!!!
I"M SO HYPER RIGHT NOW!!!!
I ATE COOKIES!!!!!

JOHNNY DEPP IS VOICING THIS CHARACTER

Wow I'm bored..."DARN IT NAPOLEAN GO MAKE YOUR SELF A DANG QUESADILLA!!!"

Krysten...Harry Potter...WE MUST SEE!!!!!!

OKAY I'm going to sleep!!!

JA NE (meaning good bye)

julia...

2005-08-05T14:17:00.000-07:00

dont you wish you were this cool?

hahaha. i look like a retarded pirate.
pirates arent meant to be retarded,
they're only supposed to happpy and stuff (spongebob pirates)
or drunken angry guys (pirates 0f the caribbean pirates)

i feel better though.
i miss my long hair.
one day, ill grow my hair out to be really long,
then i shall like... cut it off, and keep it as a pet.

ill name it POOFIE

confession.

2005-08-04T17:22:00.000-07:00

Hi, My name is Krysten, Im 17
and I still play with neopets.
Im not kidding.
ahhaha.

got my account all set up today.

im cool now.

let me tell you a story.

2005-08-04T13:34:00.000-07:00

once upon a time, there was a little girl named Julia.

She was one of the coolest people in the whole entire world.
everyone loved being around her,
and they laughed at her jokes and stuff.
Then one Day, some Girl named Krysten came along.

Krysten and Julia became the best of friends,
they did all sorts of crazy things.
like, danced in hallways,
flatuated on street corners.
laughed really hard,
made silly quizzes,
and went to the market for lunch.

Then one day, Julia + Krysten
ate some pizza

only, they didnt know that the pizza they were about to eat was...
*dun dun dun* MAGIC PIZZA.
so, after adding skittles they started to eat it all.
When they were finished, they began to feel a little funny.
Julia got up from her seat and start doing the CHICKEN DANCE.
she was confused, then Krysten looked over at her,
opened her mouth to laugh,
but all that came out was a tiny little "meow"
the girls ran into the bathroom, looked in the mirror... and *GASP*

Julia was the chicken-dance elmo.

and Krysten was turned into a kitten.

Oh I'm blogging now!!!

2005-08-04T13:04:00.000-07:00

My second day on Blogger!
Oh yeah Let's groove baby!!! I just ate a popsicle. The sugar is coursing through my veins as we speak!!! I'm SO BLOODY HYPER. I'm surprised I haven't peed myself yet. But then again I don't have to go to the bathroom...wow I'm bored. I hope I can find something productive to do...VIDEO GAMES!!!! OKay going to go play violent ninja video games now!!! NINJA'S SAN!!!!!!!!!! (For those who don't know 'san' alone in japanese means disperse...but then there's the situatuion when you place it at the end of a name. When you put 'san' at the end of a name it's considered very formal and polite...now enough of my language lesson and on to the VIDEO GAMES!!!) I'll leave you with a sassy ninja pic! It's Kakashi

BUBBLES

2005-08-03T21:44:00.000-07:00

BUBBLES ARE SO PRETTY....I wish I could chase kitties....WHY DO YOU HAVE ALL THE FUN!!!! JUST JOKING!!! OH well I'm wearing my pajamas...they are comfortable and BLUE!!!! My basement is cold. My parents are watching the Sopranos....Wow I'm hyper! In 50 years If I read this I'd be like "Wtf?" then I'd try to remember if I did drugs or not!!! (btw I don't do drugs THEY'RE BAD)

kittens.

2005-08-03T21:18:00.000-07:00

i love kittens.
when i was in dawson creek ,
i tried to catch some kitties that were like, running around.
only, i couldnt catch any... which made me sad.

if only kittens didnt have to run away from me when i chased them.

I DID IT!!!!

2005-08-03T20:08:00.000-07:00

Yeah!!! I'm cool now. I learn something new everyday!!! Except yesterday when I learned if you pick your nose too much it bleeds...JUST JOKING!!! I don't pick my nose...or do I *shifty eyes*

IT BEGINS.

2005-08-03T19:46:00.000-07:00

This will be the BLOG that NEVER dies.

::: you just stepped in dog poo :::

im so.... ahh..

GUESS WHOS BACK

80's weekend fun!!

Saturday morning

squeee!!!!

HARRY POTTER

Geeses!!!

army of clay objects

VIDEO GAMES!!!

Grad Lounge

julia...

Grrr....peepoo!!

i can still look retarded in a pretty dress

stayed with the cool dress..

Boooyah!!

i forgive you.

...I'm a retard....

Oh my F*@#%$* God!!!!

no time to blog.

staaaannnllleeeyyyyy

Little house in the train grounds

directing traffic.

Turkey logged...

turkey...

Strike!!!

Anxiously awaiting...

orientation.

Bored...again...

hooray.

MENINGTIS

yep.

Banana Phone

survey

Elliot Moose...is on the loose

wayyy tooo long ;) lol

todays adventures- part 2

todays adventures. part 1

GAHHHHHHHH I NEED A BLANKIE!!!!!!!

soo tired

I quote thee...

Beboopboopbeepboopboobeep...WTF?

soo early.

Im going CAMPING tomarrow

gone til wednesday.

today.

duh duh duh dum

poo..

my schedule

...huh?...

ahaha.

julia has just made me the happiest little fox ...EVER

you..

^.\\

neopets.

O.o

pooo

Another random drabble

question-

random drabble...

corpse bride.

YAY!!!!

julia...

confession.

let me tell you a story.

Oh I'm blogging now!!!

BUBBLES

kittens.

I DID IT!!!!

IT BEGINS.

Oh my F@#%$ God!!!!